If it's possible,
I'd like to see someone choke on an iPod nano. Accidentally, of course, like the way a mouth-breather might inhale a large insect while riding a bike. Is it possible? I looked it up:
According to Apple.com, the iPod nano is "Only 3.5 x 1.6 x 0.27 inches and 1.5 ounces."
Also, according to MDChoice.com, "foreign objects ingested that are over 6 cm should be removed endoscopically".
I bet you could get an iPod down there, then.
Additionally, "prodigieusement petit" means "easily swallowed" in French.
According to Apple.com, the iPod nano is "Only 3.5 x 1.6 x 0.27 inches and 1.5 ounces."
Also, according to MDChoice.com, "foreign objects ingested that are over 6 cm should be removed endoscopically".
I bet you could get an iPod down there, then.
Additionally, "prodigieusement petit" means "easily swallowed" in French.
posted by Lena Webb at 10:02 PM
3 Comments:
I really think this post should simply read:
"Hey you! Yeah, you know who you are. If i see you one more time with your ipod nano and you little lanyard headphones, i am going to shove it down your fucking throat.
Love, Lena"
Its just this crasy (british spelling) feeling i have.
what? you don't like iPod nanos? but everyone in our band is supposed to love them and have them as props! face it lena, everything nano is better. can you imagine a micropod? no! because it sounds lame. nano is where it's at. now if you'll excuse me, I have to go eat my nano-meal in my nano-bed.
Brendon, you were just drunk. I can tell. It is not the crasy feeling, it is the DRUNK. Also, I sure wish I could post comments on your blog, but I can't because it's BROKEN.
Mackenzie, shouldn't you be doing problem sets? What are you doing eating breakfast in bed? Even if it IS nano. No, I agree, I love everything nano... but don't you think it would be funny to see someone inhale an iPod nano?!
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